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Drew Magary
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In This House We Believe Faith No More Is One Of The Most Important Bands In History
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Drew Magary
June 10, 2025
NFL
Steelers, Aaron Rodgers Agree To 18 Weeks Of Darkness
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Drew Magary
June 6, 2025
Funbag
What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Experience Again For The First Time?
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Drew Magary
June 3, 2025
Politics
Joni Ernst Is A Piece Of Shit
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Drew Magary
June 2, 2025
Arts And Culture
If Tom Cruise REALLY Loved Movies, He Would Let Me Watch Him Die
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Experience Reaches Its Inevitable Maritime Climax
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
Funbag
Jim Irsay Can’t Meddle With The Colts Anymore, But His Kids Can
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Drew Magary
May 27, 2025
NFL
Packers Attempt To Get Tush Push Banned, Fail To Convert
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Drew Magary
May 21, 2025
Arts And Culture
Are We Human, Or Are We Slayer?
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Drew Magary
May 20, 2025
Funbag
Put Pete Rose In The Hall Of Fame So That I Can Forget About Him
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Drew Magary
May 20, 2025
College Football
Bill Belichick Brought Along His Merry Band Of Losers
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Drew Magary
May 14, 2025
Funbag
Notes From A Reborn NBA Fan
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Drew Magary
May 13, 2025
Dadfector
I Still Know Babies
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Drew Magary
May 7, 2025
Funbag
What’s The Worst CD You’ve Ever Purchased?
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Drew Magary
May 6, 2025
NFL
The Vikings Belong To J.J. McCarthy Now, As Does My Cold Black Heart
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2025
Funbag
It’s Time For Mel Kiper To Go
546
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Drew Magary
April 29, 2025
Jamboroo
Secrets Of The World’s Foremost NFL YouTube Grinder
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Drew Magary
April 24, 2025
Funbag
Let Travis Hunter Be Football Ohtani
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Drew Magary
April 22, 2025
Golf
Jim Nantz Is Being Weird About The Masters Again
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Drew Magary
April 10, 2025
Politics
Oh, Shut The Fuck Up
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Drew Magary
April 9, 2025
Funbag
Grocery Shopping Is Meditation
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2025
NFL
You Say You’re A Dawg, But Are You A Motherfucker?
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Drew Magary
April 3, 2025
Funbag
Banning The Tush Push Is A Chickenshit Idea
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
Dadfector
Why Your Children’s Toy Sucks: Playhut
182
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
NFL
Hear Me Out: The Vikings Are USING Aaron Rodgers
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Drew Magary
March 28, 2025
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